AND she plays hockey?!

“Hufnagel is a brilliant recruiter”

Bamboomshakalaka

Find My Friends has probably saved me from becoming the subject of a Don’t Text And Drive commercial. Nothing more annoying than getting an “ETA?” text while driving. Open the damn app, you lazy bastard.

“We don’t give a shit about losing today, so neither should you.” -Chip Hale

I lived on the fourth floor of my dorm (10 floors), and people would get very upset whenever someone on the fourth floor took the elevator. “You can walk to the fourth floor!” they would say, as the entered the elevator from the ground (read: not fourth) floor.

Give me that, Jameis, gimme, gimme, gimme.

All of that is considered cheating by someone.

That wasn’t too black holes colliding; that was me rocking your world.

For Super Bowls, “home” teams, as the Broncos are this year (the conferences alternate each season), get the right end zone as viewed from the press box. I’m sure there’s a reason for it, but I honestly can’t imagine what that might be.

These stats are clearly not normal.

They sound like lovely people.

OKAY MOM, FINE, WE WON’T HAVE ANY MORE FUN

Free agents aren’t going to completely turn your season around, but they can save you from going into a playoff game with Jared Abbrederis and Jeff Janis as your starting WRs.

“Putting out feelers to NFL teams” = “How much will you give me if chug this and RKO this table?”

Best spot in the league for him would be Dallas, if Jerry Jones can keep his RB boner in his pants for a year. McCaffrey, Fournette, Elliott, Perkins, Henry, etc. will be waiting. But instead, they’ll take Miles Jack (because goly he’s fast!) and Goff will end up back home in SF, where hopefully he doesn’t end up like…

I see him saying “I didn’t do it” or “I didn’t do this”

Your move, Papelbon.