Can confirm this 100%

But can Jacksonville keep him up for 60 minutes?

New England should have seen it coming when Derek Anderson called out “Readyyyy.... down.... HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT”

None of the teams on the right end of that ratio were ranked or worth a shit either. But they were all playing at home.

So the sheriff feels the need to out a member of the community speaking out against Trump, but chooses to protect the identity (and provides no evidence of) the people threatening his children? 🤔🤔🤔

Still better than Papa John’s.

De’Aaron Fox: meet me in Temecula.

Eat fresh!

He must be lobbying for a high school job, because only crappy JV football coaches still pull the “I’m going to scold you in front of everyone to show the parents that I’m in charge.”

If you get a parking ticket, does that mean you got away with parking illegally?

Bath mats are the single most disgusting thing in a home. A wet towel on the bathroom floor? Cool. I opt for the wood variety and tell myself it’s cleaner, somehow.

Bath mats are the single most disgusting thing in a home. A wet towel on the bathroom floor? Cool. I opt for the…

The record clearly states that all this guy actually cares about is money and the city that he’s from.

The first rule of getting robbed by the police is not reporting the robbery to police. Only talk about it when you get the fuck out of that corrupt country.

I can confirm that, outside of the PortaPotties at Coachella, “do you party?” means “do you want to do some cocaine?” My answer was a firm no, so I cannot comment on the potential implications of butt stuff.

Coming to a Bar Mitzvah near you

White Sox pitcher sticks up for child in clubhouse, acts like child in clubhouse.

At least he still has his half biopic, half superhero movie, The Big Piece to fall back on. Eat fresh!

That’s what you get for hotdogging too early

Can’t wait to discover the scandal that will bring down the next Baylor AD!

Just don’t take multiple shits, or you’ll end up like Serena Williams.