I’m glad someone finally said it: the winner of the Nobel prize in physics this year simply was not Goodenough.

Munenori Kawasaki made a lot of good points there.

In communist Russia, wall dribbles basketball.

Any time I hear an adult respond to a physical assault with “I’m glad someone finally told him,” I get sad, because that person was almost certainly physically abused as a child, and I get worried that this adult could have children of his own.

Facebook was right?!

If only he had Cyber Dusted instead. If only anyone had Cyber Dusted ever.

Rock & Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution, but it’s REALLY bad for an infield.

“Just got to take care of the football. Just make great decisions, take care of the football. It’s not that hard. It’s not trigonometry.”

Damn, those are sex boat prices right there. And why is Jim from the Office tweeting about football?

Ditto. You’d think working for the School of Medicine would get you some pretty sweet health insurance. You’d think that, if you didn’t know that the School of Medicine was at the University of Wisconsin.

Scott Walker went to college once, too. He was so good at college, he almost even graduated!

This resonates entirely too well. Last year, I accepted a high profile Dream Job on the other side of the country. One day, roughly three months into my new gig, I came home from work and stopped in the doorway of my new apartment. “I could pack everything up tonight, put in my two weeks notice, and be gone next…

I think we should listen to Trump here. If there’s one thing that guy knows, it’s strong-arming his opponents.

God: Loves Packers fans, hates Kenny Chesney fans.

Engineers.... engineers thought this was a good idea.

Hover your mouse over the “filed to:” tag. Sincerely, another Greg

The Giants need him back ASAP. Unlike the rest of the team, JPP still has enough fingers to count to three.

You just blew my mind.

At this point, it’s looking like the only hand he has remaining is, somehow, the upper one in his contract negotiations.

He may be able to walk, but after that beatdown, the poor guy is probably only able to talk like Jim Tomsula.