“LOL... I think” - Helen Kellerman

Well how else are you going to prepare for your ACC opponents?

Thanks for all the great info on Doug and Skeeter (Golden Tate’s nickname, given to him by Russell Wilson’s wife)

Just say No(vak).

Only the Brewers would consider a guy with 15 HRs in three years as “power-hitting.”

This is one very hot take.

Way to stick it to The News. Someone has to keep them in check.

Looks like Richie Incognito just made a new best friend

This is the first 6-10 mark that Geno Smith might actually be able to deliver for the Jets.

Meanwhile, Leicester City is hoping that their next match ends in a Thai.

Algebra question: the NFL deems a non-existent cell phone to be worth 6 games, how much is a non-existent football team worth?

Physicist here. Does the report detail how to get paid $600,000 for inflating footballs and doing some AP physics calculations?

Craig James was not fired for his religious beliefs. Craig James was fired for saying dumb shit that made his employer look bad. And also for having killed five hookers, rumor has it.

Destroy a cell phone: 4 games. Destroy a child: 6 games.

Something tells me Spurs Jesus turns bong water into bong wine.

If that’s how you’re going to protect your bits, you’re just asking for someone to breach your firewall.

To be fair, the people below him were Red Sox fans.

You have been suspended indefinitely because, in your words: “I fell in love with a stripper.”

The omission of Tecmo Super Bowl from this list is a crime against humanity.

So that means you guys still can, right?