The Suzuki Samurai is sad, it didn’t hurt nobody (except, presumably anyone who was in any sort of accident in one). :/

Delicious?

Yeah, they actually give you a card when you leave the hospital that shows you abnormal colored poo and this is one of them. Like something is really wrong with your baby... 

I wouldn’t use Schwarzenegger as an example of success. I mean sure, CA didn’t break off into the sea during his tenure but he ran up a lot of debt without making a lot of positive impact in the lives in Californians. 

Who is that grown man in the backseat? Did you adopt a much older child while I wasn’t looking?

Who is that grown man in the backseat? Did you adopt a much older child while I wasn’t looking?

I found myself running around near the castle, having beaten the 4 main quests and thought, I better just finish this or I am going to get bored and move on. Sure enough as soon as I beat it, I felt like moving on. 

Super Mario RPG. I just got an SNES classic (still have my original SNES but it’s a little fritzy). I could play that game straight through the night, even now as a parent. 

Why y’all gotta drag patty into this? Patty...PAAAAAATAAAAAAY, why didn’t you tell me how good the pies were.

So, was she pregnant? I mean, that’s why we got ours... 

Does anybody else think the design of the transmission knob is the most tragic reminder of a manual transmission that we don’t get here?

I mean look at it, they literally filled in the shift boot area with accent trim and just threw the knob right in the middle. It looks awful...

I am staggered by this article. I mean god damn, you really hit the nail on the head and then pounded it flat. Thank you.

Pumping and dumping doesn’t help speed up the removal of alcohol from the milk though. My understanding, from the research we did, is that the alcohol concentration is similar to that of blood while drinking, and dissipates similarly.

I was legit hoping she shot the answering machine when the phone was ringing at the end. Left disappointed

Priceless =/= valueless.

I feel this comment so much. That as adults, we need to temper our enthusiasm for genuinely exciting things, in case society at large might find some issue with the result. Fuck

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My Miata has a 5 speed tho.... So 5 speeds can’t be all bad.

My 2011 WRX also had a 5 speed though, which is just inexcusable...

6th gear is a cruising gear tho...

take your star damn you lol