I had a classmate in elementary school who thought a particular car with a digital speedo could do 188 mph.

Love the Caddy recommendation, but for once, I’m going to be cliche - Buy a Miata, save the rest in case things take longer to repair. Lightly used, new, whatever - they’re great for LA weather, fun to drive, cheap to operate, and cheap to purchase, and the extra cash will be handy.  

A 99 Civic weighs about 4 lbs.

Nicer interior ?!?

More interestingly, there’s the “MAZDA3 HB PP TURBO” in the list. “HB” stands for hatchback, and “PP”could stand for a number of things.

Brand new SUV-Z!!! ZUV!!! 

This is definitely one where Spotify figured out I’ll at least try any song that has a car reference in it, but this is a really catchy song.

I unironically love this song, as well as the whole album. I don’t always want to listen to it, but in the right mood it works.

I thought all this time that airlines were being very accommodating to their customers by providing baby changing stations at every seat on a flight.

Thanks for the free Gameboy! I wondered who gifted it.

My new life goal is to make enough money to never have to fly coach.
Ever.

Where else are you going to put your trash?  It’s not like everyone on the plane is going to get up and walk to the serving station or the bathroom to throw things away.  Put them in a pocket?  Put them in the vomit bag?

She also got significantly fewer votes among white women, despite her opponent being a sexist pig (at best) and her being, you know, a vastly more well-qualified WHITE WOMAN...

I’m glad I live in CA and we moved our primary to Super Tuesday. I at least got to cast my vote for her, even if I knew at that point that it would take a miracle for her to stay in.

Maybe the coronavirus will make Pelosi president. But, yeah, I called it yesterday, the first female president will probably be a WOC who was selected as veep by a white male to balance out the ticket. Kamala Harris, Ayanna Pressley, Rashida Tlaib, Stacy Abrams, or (god help us all) Nikki Haley.

Jezebel/Splinter’s wholesale post-hoc embrace of Warren now that she’s out of the race/Bernie’s way is very Jezebel/Splinter.

That’s fair. All of my calculations are limited to the data present in the first hit(s) on Google.

You take the blue pill, you stay in pneumatic tire land, you wake up in your garage, and you believe, whatever it is you want to believe.

You’ve distilled the essence of every product revision reaction into a taut five sentences and 30 words (fudging, split one of those contractions to make it even). I applaud you.