Yep, an ND miata is perfect. Won’t break the bank, just practical enough for one person to use as their only car. 

Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek, life is an abyss half filled with sadness. BEST LINE EVER. 

Yay! Hobo Johnson fans unite. Go Sacramentans! 

I always lean all the way back, guilt free. 

He’s so used to people being triggered by GT that he didn’t know how else to respond. 

My new life goal is to stuff dirty diapers in between the seats in first class. 

It would be nice if that work was done for us in the article but, you take what you can get these days! 

A quick google of your figure says that 200 million tires is the number for passenger vehicle tires sold in the US. I would guess that Semi trucks, on account of having 18 wheels, and traveling a huge number of miles per year, being a primary mover of goods in the US, probably adds a significant chunk to that total.…

According to the link, the correct figure is 2 million tons per year. 

Why not just make it a golden cock and by done with it! 

I got married on a boat, so this list can suck it! 

31%, and you think it’s LESS! YIKES

I gotta give a shout out to Tommy in 3rd grade for letting me know the sitch on not exposing your ass at a urinal. It was embarrassing at the time, but if it wasn’t for him, I might still be doing it.

I never said it did... :/ 

I think my point was more, if he likes old school games, the Switch has some... what is it that people don’t understand about “maybe he would enjoy other games from that era...” 

And worse, his underwear are perfectly rectangular as if applied as a patch to his skin. 

“Merging in traffic rarely requires aggressive driving.”

You have clearly never driven in LA during rush hour.  

I am just gonna put it out there, but a switch DOES have a bunch of classic NES and SNES games on it...

But honestly, why are you keeping your dad in a video game dungeon?! :p 

Look in your mirror, look out your window, see a spot, take a spot. Not sure what your question is. It seems like you are implying that it is impossible to make a lane change in a Corvette in slow moving traffic. I assure you it is not. 

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