There are more people whining about crybabies than there are crybabies. That’s amusing. I wonder if they secretly agree but are too cowardly to admit it. 

I’m on board only if they bring back this Anakin.

(scoffs) “Skywanker...”

I want so badly to be excited about this movie. But JJ Abrams has fooled me too many times with his Star Wars and Star Trek movies. At this point I know what to expect. Trailers full of stupefying imagery, like incarnate storyboards, and then a subsequent movie where these visual setpieces are linked together by the…

Cue all the butthurt people complaining about the possibility of fanboys complaining about Star Wars woes.

Droid cancer. It’s terrible but it happens when they get old.

“The lead-up to the release of Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker has felt oddly uneventful”

Oh shit, Tipper Gore’s on Kinja!

Make Trebuchets Great Again.

This is the wrong place to complain about censorship of Japanese art. It never goes well around here.

The law exists to protect the interests of the rich, in this case, Sony.

So they're pre-loading excuses for it's failure, huh?

Why eat meat when you can just eat bugs? Don’t you know how healthy bugs are for you? Just eat the bugs man. Eat them. They’re good.

It was mentioned twice when it started and ended.  It was amazing, she was a lot of fun in it.  Also every day is better when you hear Dollys Mule Skinner Blues. 

The Free World would defeat China the same way they defeated the Soviet Union: with Levi jeans and rock and roll.

US parades are invasions. 

Except that didn’t happen.

Don’t hold your breath. If Pelosi literally tossed Trump down a reactor shaft Star Wars style, Splinter would be right there bitching that she lifted with her back instead of her legs.

+1 dicktooth