THE TOOTH

Suave.
God damn, he was one suave fucker.

Duncan was represented best among the non-Paul characters (and I always like Jason Momoa, even when everything around him is weak; he’s got charm to burn) and they still watered (oops) him down compared to the book.

What complexity? They smoothed over virtually every textural element of the novel. They did so in order to focus more on Paul alone. Perversely, however, this oversimplifies Paul himself. Here’s an incomplete list of elements lost, often unnecessarily:

Just as bad as the weird losers who base their entire personality around hating him.

It’s better than most of the films

Yeah Grogu is a name that will have to grow on me. I kept hearing Goku lol. Also I did not recognize that was Michael Biehn!! Wow has he aged.... I’m gonna have to go back and watch that episode again.

It’s a lot like the original film really. It’s really simple western style stories with very little character development and even less world building. It’s honestly really fun, there’s literally nothing on TV that is this unashamedly pulpy with this sort of budget.  

My opinion: taken as a whole it’s the best Star Wars movie since Empire.

This asshole illegally acquired a gun and crossed state lines with the intention of shooting people and has the gall to claim he committed multiple murders in self-defense. The only sad part is that he didn’t have the common sense God gave the average cockroach to stay home instead.

When Livonia sends people to Detroit, they’re not sending us their best.

...but a miserable pile of secrets!

What is a man?

And he proved, in the end, there can be only one.

By the end of April, Michigan was 3rd in the nation in number of cases. Today, we’re 18th in total and active cases, despite being 8th in population. In total cases per capita we rank 37th.

It’s a power move. I’m not tired and cranky because I have cramps, I am fighting fucking sharks with my goddamn uterus, motherfuckers!

To be fair, The Gretch is also pretty fucking good at being Governor too.

That’s no gaffe. I bet it buys her 3 points in the polls. 

Everything is grist for the faux-outrage mill. Honestly, if she’d spent her time at the podium healing the sick and turning water into wine, they’d still work themselves into a fury over the color of the top she’s wearing. It really doesn’t matter.

So what is the point of this?  Like is the right spinning this as some sort of attack on them?  Or is it just the typical “Oh she is a nasty woman because she used a no no word” crap