God... I love Nintendo, but could you imagine if they acted like this as a NON-gaming company?

Soo... it either runs great but takes forever to install what it needs to function (PS4), it’s a shameless Tesla clone bogged down by bloatware (VAIO), it’s a complete and utter disaster (Emoji Movie and the HM deal), OR it’s Actually The Next Big Thing in Cars™ (Walkman).

1st Gear: A zombie of a car company. A wacky CEO nabbed on questionable finances. Shitty disguises. And the wildest escape this side of Mt. Fuji...

Last Unicorn: LeGeNd oF ZeLdA oN Ps4

“Xbox Se.X”

You... you need to work at Ford.

Yes... but that takes time and effort, which this guy obviously doesn't like.

That’s a very funny way of saying "Nintendo Switch..."

MS =/= ActiBlizz. And even if China becomes a crucial market for the next Halo, I don’t see MS going nearly that far.

New rule: Ditch the not-millenials and just have Doug Bowser and/or Koizumi do everything.

Sonic Team: Watch and learn, Randy!

Fans: MAKE A NEW BANJO, DAMMIT!

Unpopular opinion: THIS IS A GOOD THING.

I just want one in a nice, deep red.

Take the star, dammit. Take all the God damn stars.

Hey, look on the bright side: At least they made the devs think of the children.

So... First you cut Melee, then you invite a wife-beater, and now this.

Considering that Mixer is owned by MS... wouldn’t Halo be a better choice to reference?

Followed by Halloween... & Knuckles (2026).

To think that there's gonna be a Halo version of... that...