“Y’know who that is, Turbo? IT’S YOUR MUM!”

“Oh who knows, the whole thing is probably the result of some long lunch between executives at Microsoft and others from Paramount, who all thought it would be terribly good to cross-promote, and then I’m guessing the team at Asobo were told they needed to make it happen.”

So, too, is an Xbox Series S...

Fantastic work, Ethan. Such a shame they could never decide on a direction for this... in the right hands, it could've been great.

Mr. Lee, with all due respect, you are directing a movie where LeBron James enters a Warner Bros. server and becomes a cartoon that can mingle with the fucking DROOGS. When that’s your setup, who are YOU to decide what’s “hella weird” and what isn’t?

Meh, not into the mobile stuff all that much. Call me back when the Big G gets his own Capcom beat-em-up in the RE Engine and then we can talk.

EV Camaro ZL1 too, please. Let's make it a trifecta!

“What is an electric muscle car?”

Shout out to the 300 Pentastar, too. Even when loaded down with AWD, that thing is still one hell of a sleeper that’s an absolute blast to have as a daily driver.

Playable Tails. Please and thank you.

“Write that down! For God’s sake, WRITE THAT DOWN!”

Please, don't give them ideas. They own ENOUGH, dammit!

Calling it now: If WB-Discovery (?) offloads DC, Microsoft is snapping them up. An exclusive Superman game would do WONDERS for the Series X.

Microsoft, make your move. You want more Xbox exclusives, right? This gives you more... quite a lot more, as a matter of fact.

Neutral: Rivian and maybe Pottstown are the only ones I’d miss - Lordstown because many good Ohioans out of a job, and Rivian because they’re the only Tesla competitor who I have faith in surviving this (and Tesla NEEDS the competition).

It's Nomura, so... they've at the very least considered it.

Cheaper, maybe... but by no means inferior. Remember, Virtuos ported L.A. Noire and developed the FF10/10-2 remaster, so they’ve got cred.

God... I love Nintendo, but could you imagine if they acted like this as a NON-gaming company?

Soo... it either runs great but takes forever to install what it needs to function (PS4), it’s a shameless Tesla clone bogged down by bloatware (VAIO), it’s a complete and utter disaster (Emoji Movie and the HM deal), OR it’s Actually The Next Big Thing in Cars™ (Walkman).

1st Gear: A zombie of a car company. A wacky CEO nabbed on questionable finances. Shitty disguises. And the wildest escape this side of Mt. Fuji...