To think that there's gonna be an inevitable Halo version of... that...

Let’s be honest here: this is just PS Vita 2 with (most of) the problems ironed out.

And yet still no Switch port...

https://i.lensdump.com/i/WLXx8C.png

My only complaint is that you blamed Team Ninja. I get why you’d do that (helllllooooooo DoA Xtreme!), but that one was more or less on the director's dime.

Yes.

PlayStation, take note: This is NOT how you do a Nintendo Direct.

PlayStation, take note: This is NOT how you do a Nintendo Direct.

OH GOD DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

It is the Tommy Westphall-verse of gaming.

He was a genius, may he rest in peace.

(*looks at profile pic*) Shh, it’s okay. We've all been there. Things will get better... just hang in there.

Nothing more needs to be said.

Amen, brother.

Yes, but... DOES IT HAVE WALUIGI????????!!!!!!!!????

Or a beloved character losing his spot to a fucking plant.

A certain NASCAR driver would disagree:

A quick reminder that PETA are hypocrites:

I... I need this. NOW.

Yes, but... what about Nintendo?