My only complaint is that you blamed Team Ninja. I get why you’d do that (helllllooooooo DoA Xtreme!), but that one was more or less on the director's dime.

Yes.

PlayStation, take note: This is NOT how you do a Nintendo Direct.

PlayStation, take note: This is NOT how you do a Nintendo Direct.

OH GOD DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

It is the Tommy Westphall-verse of gaming.

He was a genius, may he rest in peace.

(*looks at profile pic*) Shh, it’s okay. We've all been there. Things will get better... just hang in there.

Nothing more needs to be said.

Amen, brother.

Yes, but... DOES IT HAVE WALUIGI????????!!!!!!!!????

Or a beloved character losing his spot to a fucking plant.

A certain NASCAR driver would disagree:

A quick reminder that PETA are hypocrites:

I... I need this. NOW.

“Ford. Like Sega, but for cars.”

Excellent work, Dearborn. This **ALMOST** makes me forget about you murdering your hot hatches in cold blood.

I thought the one hosted by John McCain (RIP) was pretty good.

“Whoa! That’s interesting, but I sure don’t care!”

“SUCK LESS, DAMMIT! *SUCK LESS!!!*