Spielberg’s West Side Story, right? Can't wait...

Same here.

Eh, give ‘em to Spielberg. He can figure it out.

I’ll bring my Switch if you can loot some extra controllers during the invasion. Mario Kart will be an excellent diversion from our Antichrist Xi Jingping’s (PRAISE BE HIS NAME!) meticulously planned bloodbath in LA.

Do they have a fetish for breaking jars? If so, I think I’ve found your guy:

Fuck you.

This is a dead horse, but I’m gonna beat it anyway:

How to Watch AXL And Not Regret It 101.

It's all ET's fault...

You shut your mouth, the Kingdom Hearts movie was a goddamn masterpiece...

And Leonardo DiCaprio as Mario.

I mean, he'd fit right in...

You as Frasier. Me as Niles.

She’s already got a universally-praised game under her belt at just seven years old?

Welcome back, Elder Fahey. Glad to see you’re still okay.

Skynet is coming and it WILL be Japanese.