This isn’t even going to be mentioned in the media and no one is going to apologize for it. The genocide and mockery of the natives of this land isn’t news compared to racist white people blackening their faces.

No small irony that the original clip can’t be viewed in Canada.

Absolutely. 

On behalf of Canada, we are is happy that you have discovered the treasure that is Schitts Creek.

I dozed off on the Baltimore light rail early one morning and woke up to find my seat mate masturbating strenuously. I screamed, “GET THAT BABY DICK OUT OF MY FACE!!”, guy jumped up, pants bunched around his knees, hobbled to the door that was just opening, and shot out into the bitterly cold morning.

I’ve seen some pretty awful shit on the TTC (Toronto’s transit system, in Canada). I’d totally have bingo if I hadn’t somehow missed seeing jizz in my 5.5 years of living there. I have seen phlegm, blood, a big ol’ human poo log just sitting there in the middle of the Broadview Station elevator, and a person whose…

Somebody’s hoo-ha on the St.Charles streetcar while visiting New Orleans several years ago.

It didn’t end up that badly (for me) but yesterday I was on the light rail and this group of obliterated drunk people get on. One is this incredibly large woman who proceeds to plop down in a seat, pinning the guy already in that row against the window (and the were tons of empty seats). She then proceeds to take nips…

This isn’t horrible, just weird. Seen on a night bus in Poland. I call him the Cat Guy. He always has his cat with him on the bus, and never in a carrier.

I was riding a bus, and it was quite full. Some crazy guy standing behind me kept talking to himself, and I was ignoring him until he grabbed my ass cheek and gave it a hard squeeze. I turned around and yelled at him, “Don’t touch me!” in this gravely deep voice I’ve never heard come out of my mouth before, but then…

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I was on a bus here in Chicago once when this guy comes running over with his bike just as the doors are closing and the bus is beginning to move. The bus like ever so gently nicked the corner of the bike he was holding, then stopped (obvi.) The guy begins super crazily slamming his bike into the bike rack on the…

I don’t know if it counts as horrific - in my mind it was just weird. I am a bit famous in my family for attracting weirdos on public transport, so my mileage probably varies from other peoples. I remember having a bit of my hair pulled out while I was on the bus. It was by three middle aged Japanese (I think -…

We were riding the train in Japan at night and a wobbly, drunk businessman gets on the train. He proceeds to throw up and then get off at the next stop. A few minutes later, out of nowhere, a lady dressed in a uniform reminiscent of an old fashioned nurse comes out and proceeds to cover the vomit in a large paper…

I had a woman hurl ableist abuse at me on a bus.

1988, Vancouver, BC. Two punks on a bus, one with massive mohawk. One punk takes gum between teeth and with fingers, pulls gum apart into two pieces. Other punk takes gum and chews it.

Ok so I don’t have a story but I am very curious about why you don’t fold your skirt underneath you when you sit down like a normal human. 

A few months after 9/11 and the anthrax attacks, I was at Metro Center, the main subway interchange in the middle of DC. To the side of the Red Line platform, beyond the escalators down to the Blue Line, there was a new hot-dog-cart-sized contraption sitting next to a guardrail. Upon closer inspection, it was clearly…

I was on a crowded metro train in Montreal, seated directly across from a little girl (five or six max) that was vigorously picking her nose. She pulled a giant booger out and her mom leaned over and said “Don’t you even think about it.” The girl responded by wiping her booger on a window. As soon as her mom looked…

I was on a completely full overnight Greyhound bus, in the middle of a miserable winter. A man and woman sitting in the back row talked loudly for hours, so nobody could sleep, so that sucked, but like, a normal level of suckiness.