It probably reflects the likely low pay for this kind of job.

LOL—Gander. We send our Canadian pizza to those who Come From Away. Signed, The Rock!

I know the government shutdown is completely the orange-in-chief’s own creation, and that a lot of the issues with regards to sanitation and upkeep could be mitigated if they’d just closed the places instead of allowing access without maintenance and security oversight, but...

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, how about people…

I don’t believe the pee tape is how he’s being blackmailed, given that he’s incapable of feeling shame.

While it is true that turtles evolved from a diapsid ancestor their skulls do not show the fenestra typical of a modern reptilian skull. For this reason they were long classified as anapsids. Jeff Bezos, to the extent his shaved cranium resembles that of a turtle, would be an anapsid-looking diapsid.

I want to believe that to make sure nobody sees the notes, he ate them

“H1-B holders in the United States can rest assured that changes are soon coming which will bring both simplicity and certainty to your stay, including a potential path to citizenship. We want to encourage talented and highly skilled people to pursue career options in the U.S.”

Very high, strong and beautiful!

When he types stuff like, “Dear Diary...” and then retweets Jim Acosta stating facts about the wall refuting 45's lies, WHAT IS HE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH. WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

As a Canadian, I’m glad this is happening

1. Saskatoon Berries. 

Can we establish here and forever more that tomatoes are not fruit?

Mango’s at #4 because ya’ll haven’t had good mangoes. The kind from India and Pakistan that taste like they were plucked straight from a tree in heaven. I’m also angry that Grapefruit is on the list. They’re objectively awful.  

If the government wants to pay women to stay at home I would gladly do it and help fight child obesity.

Wild black raspberries are the greatest fruit there is.  Fite me IRL.

The best fruits are Asian fruits fight me Katie

A quick note from the apple snobs of Washington:

Gala and granny smith do not even belong on a list of best apple varieties. Those are garbage apples that can best be used as compost/mulch to provide nutrients to better apple trees.

“The Opposition Party & the Dems know we must have Strong Border Security, but don’t want to give “Trump” another one of many wins!”