She shouldn’t have to resort to the following, but if I was in her shoes, I would hire about 20 to 25 photographers. Pay them really well. I mean, double of what is the market rate for a photographer. And have them follow (ok, hound actually) my stalker(s).

He did too? I thought that was just Anna Faris and Pratt. Ugh. Now I hate him too.

I actually like Gwenyth, and I consider that irrational.

“It’s not chill, it’s actually panicking and trying to escape the plane.” This is the whole story. I feel sorry for the bird. At least it wasn’t killed by some asshole human. 

“Our employees safely removed the little bird who apparently wanted to check out our big metal bird in San Francisco,” a spokesperson said.

Anybody else annoyed that no one bothered to find out what SPECIES of bird it was?

Well, then that is entirely  rational hatred!

Shit. Now I have a new one.

This is an example of why “pro-choice” is not, in fact, the opposite of “forced birther.” If only forced birthers would open their minds, they could ally with pro-choicers on many issues.

As someone who follows Teen Vogue on twitter for the politics* while not being actually a teen, I don’t give a flying fuck about Bella Thorne. I finally had to mute her name so I would stop getting a thousand different articles about all of the things that aren’t a top that she’s wearing as one (a bra! A belt!…

What surprises me is that there were at least 3 women willing to sleep with him. My god.

“Oh, hello! Last year, Russian diplomats allegedly wanted to help Julian Assange flee the embassy in London where he was holed up.”

Same.

Hockey fights are without a doubt the dumbest thing that happens in sports. 

Sarah Jessica Parker. This has been a decades long loathing. I have not and will never watch Sex and the City because of her. I will only watch movies she is in if I can confirm ahead of time that her character dies.

but it was so light hearted!

This might make me very unpopular, but Kristin Wiig. I feel like she’d be a very sly mean girl in person (the “It’s so cool that you don’t care whether boys think you’re hot” type), and I don’t fully understand the appeal of her comedy. I also wanted to slap her character a lot in Bridesmaids.

This is rational, he’s committed like four hate crimes. 

A lot of them have weird food and drink rules and quirks. Thats just the most extreme one I’ve heard of. One guy has a specific flavor of Power Ade he likes and everyone else is banned from drinking it so he doesn’t have to wonder if an opened bottle sitting around is his.

“Army Master Sgt. Charles H. McDaniel, 32, of Vernon, Indiana, and Army Pfc. William H. Jones, 19, of Nash County, North Carolina, are the first American remains from