Nope! But you just made my boyf’s fate for the night! 😘

Stockard Channing is ageless. Mainly because I think she's perfect.

I feel like I’m the only person who remembers from the beginning of KUWK the episode where kim’s ex boyfriend was shopping around the pictures of Kourtney and Kim. Together. In a biblical way

Just had to get that off your chest?

Um. I lub Amazon prime. For the very simple reason of I can only watch the wire while working out

I saw something like this at Dillard’s on sale on Friday in both straight sizes and women's w sizes. Black floor length with a slit and the lining was red

I have one parent. He’s my dad. I call my mom “you know that shitbag that birthed me” she was my mom until about 16 and of those 16 years she was a good parent for maybe 2 of those years. I can firmly say I would have preferred to have the crappy parent minimally involved and not felt so abandoned when she did finally…

I quit lexapro after being on it for 4ish months cold turkey. It was a low dose of 10 mg and come to find out it was my awful fiancé who made me depressed so I quit it. I vom’d a couple times a week but I blamed it on having bronchitis. I've wondered if it was the insane amount of mucus or the quitting lexapro.…

Anne is now because she kept sending her eggs back. I didn't care that she did that. If I'm thinking of the right time frame, she was pregnant! Of course she wanted her eggs cooked the right way. Can't pregnant ladies not have runny eggs?

My mom sold her parental rights time to my dad for a bitchin ‘69 stingray corvette. So yeah I can see the money angle to quit claiming a kid but I can also see that if a parent takes a financial pay off for parental rights that the kid just inadvertently got a leg up on life because the person who is the worrrrrrrst…

Why does Kristen duntz always choose makeup that makes her face look like it got hit by the honey I shrunk the kids shrink ray

Really? I hate the makeup. Needs slightly darker brows and falsies. Her face kinda gets lost

She’s in the role of Guiliana was mean to her and she uses that as a spring board to say no you guys suck all the time. She's what Lena Dunham wanted to be except no one really hates Zendaya

Oh man! That’s a true testiment to a hair color can age you. I always think she’s too hot for William H Macy anyway but now? God damn. He must look like a poorly aged leather umbrella holder next to her

It looked even worse on tv

I think pockets give the ability to pose in a flattering way without having people go WHY U TEAPOTTING

Cmon! The giant fish tanks in the garage! Perfect murder spot where clean up is easy

She’s married to the Henry Connick Jr looking Ada

only if using a condom.

For me I find that the screens that bother me are mostly laptop screens and overhead lighting. I have a firm no laptops after 9 pm and I turn the overhead lights off and use lamps or lights outside of the room I’m in for soft lighting most of the night.