I would have an opinion on the tampon, but I don’t really care what the box or packaging looks like. Just stop making scented ones, tampon companies. FFS.

i liked this means war.... but i know that i’m the only one.

Idk Reese, you did make This Means War. Pot, kettle, black.

No. That is absolutely not working for her.

“She’s really fucking busy” = “We didn’t even try because we can’t fucking afford her.”

“that’s what a good wife does”

Rob should date Amber Rose instead.

Your comment made me go google “Thot-dot.” my vocabulary has been expanded. All praises to you.

She would absolutely evaluate each one before she threw it, and leave behind the ones she thought weren’t worth smashing. Like "this is such an awful plate I'm not even going to throw it, I'm going to leave it here so you can think about what you have done."

Anyone who would drive 26 hours to go get someone who was just arrested is either very much in love, or just had their sexual mind blown wide open. Either way, this is just too awesome.

I don’t know what the fuck Michael Jackson thought he was watching, because Prince doesn’t mess up. Prince is magical and Michael was obviously insane.

The man you shows up to your arraignment or to bail you out of jail is your husband.

You guys, I just told my dude that this was happening, and he was all like “I’ve never actually seen Grease.”

I’m not sure if this is the right spot for a review of “Making a Murderer”

i’m taking the GRE at the end of the month! someone give me advice.

You are the most right person in the universe.

Ever see her in Six Degrees of Separation? Love it! Love her!

OMG so she was totally my mom’s age when I first saw it!