Can anyone tell me why he has dead shark eyes? I’ve googled it before but googling “why ed shernan have dead shark eyes” seems to be too specific a question.

$30,000 worth of damage. The worst awful company (servpro, don’t use them. Seriously) but I did use their obvious sketchiness to get rid of paneling and popcorn ceiling. Sounds normal, right? Yeah. Except it was caused by the Roman Boy Ghost.

Are you sure that it’s not your attitude that sucks? Because I have like 1 out of 15 of your complaints.

Whew! I read the xojane thing at first and was panicking because college aged, distracted, hit by bus, I thought i was about to have to answer to my 20th birthday party

You don’t ask someone for a divorce. You tell them. If you’re at the point of divorce, conversation has ended.

I’m going to be self absorbed and talk about me. Have I been shadow banned? Have the commenters gone so far to shit that my hilarious comments are no longer wanted round these parts? I get no notifications when i comment in the past week and a halfish. I’m not gonna waste my hilarity on the void if no one enjoys it.

Me being an ill prepared adult is making me great at this thread. There’s nothing worse than a scented tampon you say? Nay! That is wrong! The worst thing is when they hand you an instead cup. I’m handed a thick square and I’m thinking alright. It’s a pad. Whatever. I can do that. Then I open it up and it’s a live…

I don’t frequently have periods so I’m an adult woman on a preteens level of understanding of menstural products. So I’m in the aisle of cvs on a friggin conference call with my bffs and aunt and I’m like alright! What do I buy? What? Why the fuck would I buy scented? They make those? Wtf! So I get counseled into a…

It was cute but you had to try very very hard to keep the suspension of belief in tact that they were so in love and it came from a good place. Bugging her house? Too god damn far.

My favorite thing about his sock line is that they came out right before the holiday season a couple years back and someone at neimans or saks was quoted saying yes they're selling but literally only because people are buying them as gag gifts

If that's what a good wife does a great wife probably slow blinks for 10-15 seconds then walks away, almost gets out of the room but turns to say something, but no. Nothing. There are no words. So she just laughs a mean you are an idiot laugh and keeps walking

Look past the cup and look at Kate Upton. She literally looks like the Grinch

I hate myself already for making this comment. Or really thinking anything at all on this topic. If you use Kylie to get back at the family, it’s not great but the family will take you back when you are done throwing your tempy tampy. No one is gonna cancel the lease on your car or cut off your cell phone. (get real…

Haha takin some tips from amber rose

Watch tonight. Duh. He's a straight man. Of course he hasn't seen it

Um. What? No one is gonna ask about the sexual assault

Real talk. It sounds like you really really want an end all be all relationship and you give enough that hey that kind of thing seems great and awesome so the next one sticks. Maybe your looking for the wrong kind of person for your end all be all and that's why they're ending or maybe you want it so bad but you're…

Haha the big game of British or Gay continues! I'm clocking in on British and gay personally

I’d have a hard time meeting her. I’d cry because Stockard plus Mrs Bartlett

“’I’m in it to win it for my girl’ -will smith” probably.