mariolopezsucks
Mariolopezsucks
mariolopezsucks

To be fair, he didn't have much of a chance. It's seems like all the men in that family have domestic violence and or rape charges to their names

On the latch of the car? Obviously you’ve never tried to open your hood before because I will have a car for years and still stumble around.

The serial sub was a little crazy but they did seem to do their homework. The making a murderer one is all the exact same stuff over and over with no real critical thinking and the only real answer there is the police killed her and set it up for him to take the fall

Really? You didn't see his dad showing off the fish tanks in the garage and think to yourself man that's a Dexter level kill room in the making there

To bad that he does give a damn about a bad reputation. *pulls off sunglasses*

I feel very “were you born stupid or are you willfully stupid?” on the entire Making of a Murderer subject. The people arguing that he’s innocent and should have never set a foot into jail never have a reason why they feel that way other than this is America, yo.

You don't think the documentary was heavily biased?

Ha. I had one of those recently. A girl I knew growing up was shopping at Walmart and saw a woman who swiped one Barbie but didn’t swipe the three more she put into a bag and into her cart. Childhood friend alerted someone who worked there and the Barbienapper was taken away in handcuffs. The girl I knew posted a

Uh. I'm interested in the taking meds that require fat. Because that's something interesting I've never heard before. You don't have to give me a full rundown just explain a little more. Medical things intrigue me and I bet t would make for a great trivia know

That’s what I don’t get about crossfit. I know people joke and say it seems like a cult but it legit seems like a cult. It seems like the classes are all scheduled to be as inconvenient and as disruptive as humanly possible to schedules. You get phone calls asking you where you were if you missed your regular time

Dolce and gabbana light blue. Hands down

No caffeine. Seriously. You gotta become one of those smug people who doesn't drink coffee and only drinks caffeine free sodas. And exercise. My boobs don't hurt when I'm consistently exercising for real. I'm talking about actually running and working out regularly not just hey I walked the dog for 30 minutes

Nah. Can you imagine if they could spin she broke up Cara and St Vincent rumors? The kardashians live for that kind of press

Shit. I was just about to pull the trigger on some wicked good slippers

I’m so sick of people and their secret guac recipes. It's food you make when your too lazy for a microwave. It's not special

Haha does he think the testosterone he gives off makes boobs grow? It's probably all the stress eating women do to keep from murdering him

Haha what do you measure implants in? There's no freedom units when it comes to implants.

Haha that’s his secret squirel nut he’s holding back

My dad literally asked me what I thought Lindsay Lohan was doing for New Year's Eve yesterday.

Her sister was my 6th grade geometry teacher. Ms McLachlan taught the fuck out of proofs