if there are clean dishes in the dishwasher, you put the dirty ones in there eventually it all works out

it didn’t have to be a cat. he was all “whatever you want, its up to you”

I hate to step on your toes here... but his dick IS that precious. If he can’t get it done without someone yelling “I TOLD YOU TO ALWAYS LOOK BEFORE YOU BACK OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY! YOU ALMOST HIT MRS. DELGANO AGAIN! WHY ARE YOU SUCH A TERRIBLE DRIVER?” his dick is pretty precious and needs some very very weird coddling.…

oh. this one is like top 5 lifetime movies for me

Nope. Not even a little bit. But I feel like even if you're in the kink community you don't just throw that on someone during what they thought was some just regular old this is how babies are made sex

I don’t know if it’s on Netflix but Kristin’s Christmas Past is seriously the BEST lifetime movie. It makes no sense how a mother wouldn’t recognize her adult daughter from the future pretending to be a college advisor spending all of the Christmas holidays doing a potential student evaluation, nor does younger her…

I have cousins on the spectrum and they friggin love cruises. The childcare is top notch so the parents get to actually have time as a couple and the activities are great. Seriously. Cruises are great for people with kids

My god parents are unfathomably rich. They throw these insane over the top free top shelf liquor and food parties about once a month. All they ask is people donate money to their Christmas fund at every party. This sounds awful but the best part of the Christmas season is taking that money and going on an insane…

Yeah. But who could have sex at all if up front you tell them “I need you to yell at me I’m a terrible filthy little bitch who never loads or unloads the dishwasher”?

Not a cat but I did buy my dog a custom made dog sweater

Alright. You may burn me at the stake for this....but the walking dead also puts me to sleep

From what I was told my both of them at the dinner we were at, he said that they're at a place in life where they're finally settled and have the time and resources to finally get a pet of her choosing. Also, who is that upset about potentially getting a cat. You have to feed them and clean their litter box and that's…

Yeah. I mean, he did agree. But immediately backtracked and acted like a manipulative jerk

One of his is an older dog and she’s unfortunately looking like curtains is soon. I saw him looking up “can whippets go hunting” and that warmed my heart. He has always had labs and I have a whippet mix who is straight up my heart. There's obviously some planning going into this but it seems like our cap is three dogs…

Yes. Exactly! He let me borrow his car. He let me use his phone at the bar because I was bored and my phone was dead. He let me use the bathroom first when we both got food poisoning because he’s a gentleman. Those are all acceptable usages of let me

I could not get into it. I gave it so many tries but it put me to sleep like I drank a baby bottle filled with warm milk, bourbon and ambien. I just can't with amc shows. There's something about them that puts me to sleep

its gotta be the real wool kind. I’ve tried every other kind under the sun. They’re a waste of money. The microfiber finger looking ones somehow make it worse

I’m totally down to clown with those nutballs. Because it seems like if you question why they are attacking so many women over having reasoned and measured opinions on something and you hit a nerve about what it says about them, the stop. They leave all the people they were harassing alone and they sit down on their…

I feel like before the internet people got into way crazier amazing stuff like that. Like you gotta go out and talk to people and create your own fun so it got off the rails pretty quickly. I’m a little jealous of that actually

If you’re getting cluttered, its time to toss some stuff. It sucks, but I went through that about a year ago. My house never stayed clean for long and I figured out it was because I was keeping too much crap I didn’t use and all the crap had a home but the stuff I was using was homeless. Everything has a home in my…