I wanna start house of cards but theres this little hipster voice in my head that is telling me to not watch it because everyone raves about it. I got burnt by Breaking Bad. That show was just ick

Between me and my boyfriend we have three dogs. I have one and he has two that predate us dating. The company I work for does pr work for the local humane society because we love free goodwill and I ended up spending an afternoon basically being mobbed by puppies. It was literally the best. But I fell in love with…

Broads and dames are my go to way to refer to women who are killin it. Theres something sexy and powerful behind those two words even if they didn’t start out that way

Walmart was asking for it when they instituted their policy of yeah you can totally park your rv/truck/car in our parking lot for free and we’re not gonna hassle you or tow you policy. Sure, they make some bank off people who walk into walmart to buy everything but was the feeling that theres a good chance you’re…

Probably because we’re both some bad ass broads who ain’t takin no man’s shit

You need to treat yourself better. You have the chance to drink a great bottle of red you got in Napa last month and you wanna waste that beauty on Gilmore girls? Give yourself a gritty drama like House of Cards or maybe even that show on amazon that I started but can’t recall the name of but I’m pretty sure has…

Can I weigh in on only the cleaning stuff? Because I’m like Jolie Kerr in love with talking about stuff like that but with way less condescending.

Checking in with a someone is totally different. Like I was once out with my friends and my boyf was out with his and someone asked him “wheres the mrs?” right when I happened to be near them and I saw him get this look on his face like I dunno and he responded “I don’t know. She’s gotta be somewhere, I guess? No one…

Oh, I assumed. You just only hear about shit going down at home depot. Because its the kmart of the hammer and nails world. You never hear about it at Lowes because why people would never. That place is too classy of an establishment and is probably better patrolled. Kinda like how you never do anything illegal in…

Same page, Margie. Same page.

I think thats why it grosses me out so much. These are women that I’ve had in my life for years and they’re such great, tough, independent, killers at life. And now their significant others seem to get put ahead of them on pretty much every platform it seems. And like theres a weird guilt thing going on on top of them…

I feel like the golden rule about being a man in a woman dominated space the general rule should be listen first and reply to what the conversation is actually talking about. I don’t know why but when men are talking to women about a woman problem or talking about something from a woman’s point of view you’ll say…

Well, I have questions. Did anyone ask her what the extent of asking him permission to go places/do things extends to? Is she talking hey can I grab lunch with a friend/go out to blah bar tonight? Or like hey babe, can I run to the grocery store and pick up tampons, wine, and a frozen pizza? Does he get to say yes on…

The first time having sex with someone is like making a test pancake before you make the whole batch. Its fine if someone has a kink, but the first time isn’t for that kink. Plus, if you NEED someone to say a magic word so to speak to be able to get off, thats weird. Like I understand if thats the only way someone can…

The pet thing is rubbing me the wrong way because they’ve lived together for four years and he apparently relented but almost immediately he started questioning every single thing like oh you want a cat? they knock things over and break things out of spite. a dog? what if we go out of town? that new lamp you got would…

I mean, the way I’m hearing it is “he let me come out tonight” or “he let me repaint and get new fixtures for the bathroom.” In general when someone says their significant other let them do something it always comes off as their opinion/feelings were not taken into consideration at all and how gracious of them to put…

Gun control has been a hot topic. That's why there have been so many shut up you stupid cunt or I'll make you shut up. With my dick. Forcibly in your mouth.

Eh. It’ll be fine. You’ll find your people. Just because the most public people from an area are assholes doesn't mean everyone in that area sucks. I'm gonna turn this on you because it will make more of an impact not because I'm a dick. That's like me saying oh dear lord no! I'm not moving to Florida! That place is…

Random question: how do you feel about people who say their significant other “let” them do something? I’ve noticed an uptick of people around me saying it lately and it makes me so deeply uncomfortable. I know not to say anything but squick! Like every time I’ve heard it it sounds like such an imbalance of power and…

That lady suffered so much. And also, I'm the reason McDonald's now keeps the coffee behind the counter so I may feel kindred with this woman and I take it a little personally when people dismiss her