Oh. I know of the groupthink. I’d really like to put a pool in my backyard. If I write an essay on how hard it was to be raised middle upperclass can I get a pool financed? Asking for a friend.

I would like to point out I did make the decision to give her the brand name. I thought about calling her a trash bin infant but she seems fragile and I didn't want to hear for days from her about how she is a toys r us toy not some dollar store knockoff

In the notifications when I skimmed it I totally read something different and I thought oh cmon! Don’t be gross on such a sad article. Then I read it in full. I’m sorry for thinking you were a perv. I guess when someone is a run of the mill rapist and people killer you think ugh that person is scum but it isn’t…

She invented huggable hangers! The woman deserves a biopic.

I chuckled. Solid joke.

I'm not exactly sure what's going on here but she was kind of a gross garbage pail baby in her interaction with me so I support it

Are you really showing compassion? Or has your nasty attitude towards everyone pushed all your friends and family away so you're hoping to skim some of the sympathy from the lady who died because you can't get it anywhere else?

Oh. Hate to break this to you. When I upgraded my cable so I got HBO and all that I got a bunch of random channels. After scrolling through one night i stopped and said to my bf “uh. Did you order the neo nazi channel?” He didn't. The history channel started another channel called the military channel. It's where they…

That made me make my “did you poop in the house, dog? It smells like poop” face. But for totally different reasons.

It's pretty close. You're making a tragedy that happened to someone you don't even remotely know and turning it into how rough it is for you. Like you can stand down. I'm pretty sure her actual friends and family have grieving her loss and the way someone so dear to them was murdered on lock. They have been doing it…

Oh my god. You know someone who may or may not have known a prominently known woman about town who suffered a terrible tragic ending? Wow. It must be so hard for you because you are completely unaffected by a sensationalist story. Hold on. I’ll make you a mug of tea and get you a blanket to wrap around your shoulders…

This post will soon be updated to Martin Sheen WAS a dear friend of Burt Reynolds

Yeah. Us suburb people. We’re such scum with our washers and dryers and our easy parking

Going commando is gross. Full stop. Sorry, but it is.

lights, color, sheets and towels, undies.

There are genuinely people who are like “look who adulted today! gold stars all around for me! *high fives a million angels* no no, I don’t do autographs, sorry.”

No matter how detail oriented you are with wiping, theres still poo particles that remain. Fun fact: Theres about a tenth of a gram on every pair of underwear before washing. And if you wash your undies with the rest of your clothes? E coli is in for all seasons in your wardrobe

I mean, you can wear them multiple times if you wanna be gross. Think about it like your pants are a trash can and your panties are a garbage bag. Panties are a liner so you don’t get shit all over your pants.

HA! YES! CONCUR!

The horror! What if it’s a fridge that doesn’t even have water or ice dispensers on the door? I refuse to donate to gofundme’s based off sheer principle and I think they're tacky. But for Yolanda? I can kick $20 in to at least her her a fridge with a tv built in.