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My husband recently read an interview with Grant Achatz, famous chef at Alinea, one of the world's best restaurants. The interviewer asked him what the 3 most important tools in his kitchen are. Grant's answer? Salt, pepper, and MSG. If it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me.

I won't eat it unless he puts it in an upcycled mason jar.

Never feel the need to justify a baby penguin post. NEVER.

An audio recording of Oprah telling me to "cut the bullshit" is all I need to motivate myself for anything ever.

Hippos are one of the most lethal animals in Africa. Also?

Oh my god, I had that same thing only it was my brother. I saw him in my closet and yelled at him to get out, but he just sat there. So, I just rolled over and went to sleep. When I woke up I asked my mom if he left his room he previous night and she said no but I was yelling in my sleep.

Another gay man chiming in with ... with ... well, perhaps this is the time for my first attempt at utilising one of those applicable gifs ...

Uh huh, James Franco, I'm also sure you invented Post-it notes and Toaster Strudel too.

The sunscreen guy can hang out with me anytime.

NYEAH, SEE? WE'LL CLOBBER YA, SEE? CUZ WHITE PEOPLE? WE TINK THEMS IS BUMS!!! [Charlestons all the way to Africa.]

Do you think 'K. Hunt' was teased a lot as a kid?

Regarding Facebook news station feeds...

Right now I am wearing Revlon's Hot For Chocolate, which is a brown black. But I love Revlon's Timeless, Copper Penny, and Touch of Mauve. Essie's Teeny Bikini (which annoyingly requires 3 coats). And the best top coat is Sally Hansen's Insta Dri

Pretty Poison! Dark enough to fly under the radar at work, but still green :)

Loreal Brit Invasion

Oh yay, an excuse to show off the picture of my new nail polish rack, which I simultaneously adore, and loathe, because it's a clear indicator that I have a problem.

I have roughly 1 million polishes but I think my favorite MIGHT be Super Black Drunk Dial. It is perfect.

I feel like this is the only dance move you could do to it

-> Where babies come from.

(flipside)

-> Where her head is stuck.