Ah hell, it was so long ago. When I was about 5 or so, I did something intensely stupid, I drank an entire bottle of Robitussin or Dimetapp (whichever one was intensely grape flavored).
It was in the morning and mom was getting ready to go to work and take me to daycare/school. For some reason, I knew that I liked the…

Holy Shit.

Fairly unrelated, but I really, really want this one.

That is not a problem, that is perfection! I'm so jealous.

Oh man, I met my guy in August of 2002 when I was a college freshman. I had just moved into my dorm room with my roommate and she mentioned going over to visit a friend who happened to be a junior. So we go over to this guy's apartment to hang out; turns out my guy was his roommate. He walks in with all of his crap…

Yeah...I'm pretty sure a 5 year-old throwing a tantrum for attention is more eloquent and relevant than Bristol.

I tell my students that I will take attendance when the school requires me too; otherwise they are adults and I refuse to police them if they choose not to show up.

Canadian Prime Minister Ti, at your service.

LINDY WEST TASTE TEST! LINDY WEST TASTE TEST! LINDY WEST TASTE TEST! LINDY WEST TASTE TEST! LINDY WEST TASTE TEST! LINDY WEST TASTE TEST! LINDY WEST TASTE TEST! LINDY WEST TASTE TEST!

Dear Santa,

Amen!

Not at all, I was thinking the same thing. Sadly the only thing I can really remember him from is Casper.

Holy crap, what is this awesome folding magic? That's so cool!

That sounds a lot like my relationship and I applaud that. We've been together 11 years and every now and then we'll look at each other and it goes like this:

Ditto. Hell, I never looked that good in adolescence or ever! My "awkward" phase started in 6th grade and didn't finish until I was a junior in college, only to be replaced by the "screw it" phase.

They are so adorable! :-)

I can't get enough of these kittens. :-)

Saw the second image and all I could think was: wtf?

Hell as much as she bites her lip in the books I'm surprised she never put a hole in it.