I never “got” my Ph.D. diploma because Florida State University said I owed them $60 after I’d paid them tens of thousands, and I said I’d see them in hell.

a plug for Busty Girl Comics, which is amazing...

I'm pretty sure being The One Who Bought The KitchenAid Mixer automatically rights any past wrongs on her part. Because that thing is seriously the tits.

Is that a Vladimir Putin head-on-a-stick between them?

For the millionth fucking time — Africa is a continent, not a country. It's covers 6% of this planet with over a billion people. It's not some monolith poverty hellhole where kids have flies in their eyes and everyone lives off UN food rations while lions hang out in the wilderness. And no African countries don't…

"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife,"

AHHH I thought it was just me that couldn't stop scream-singing "EVERYTHING IS AWESOME" randomly at the top of my lungs for days after I saw the film.

I think you're all missing the bigger picture here. It's probable that all of that creativity wasn't his, but was one of the mice sitting under his hat the whole time.

This will undoubtedly get lost in a sea of other comments, but our mantra when planning (even on a fairly tight budget) was "don't save $5."

As a veteran bridesmaid, let me throw this out there re: #10. Do NOT buy me a nice gift to thank me. I love you; I'm happy to be here, it's why I agreed to be your bridesmaid in the first place, and I do not need a memento—I have 300 pictures of myself at your wedding to remember it by. If you really want to do…

15. Don't take money from anyone for the wedding if you don't want them to have a say in the proceedings.

"... robbed the place with a machete two weeks later." <—-funniest statement in this entire article.

BAHAHA! This reminded me of a time my now BIL walked in on me and HomeyHeart—it was dark and we were under blankets but Homey's (then, still virgin) brother just said, "What's going on in here? It's hot and it smells weird." LOL.

February 14, 2007. While doing my rounds as a housekeeping manager at a hospital on the second shift, I saw a coffee spill in the hallway on the floor. I walked over to the nearest housekeeping closet to get a mop and this is what I saw when I opened the door, from left to right; a slop sink, a housekeeping cart, a…

My old university had a rule, no students allowed in the opposite gender's dorm after hours or you will be expelled. So obviously, every night when the moon came out, I became a dorm hopping ninja. That night I was sitting in my smokingly fine boyfriend's room, reading a book on his futon (I know, lame). When suddenly…

My college ex and I waited for what seemed like forever before having sex for the first time. I was dying to do it as I was a late bloomer and only had had sex once before and I was crazy about him and also very, very horny. In retrospect, all of our responsible discussion and planning for it seems straight out of an…

Also called " how we learned to ALWAYS lock the freakin door"

I'm not sure what I would do, but my husband wanted to buy this today but apparently it sold out immediately.

Uhhhhh, this one!