IT'S ALL ABOUT SPUFFY.

I can't stop watching this gif!

I don't know if I should be scared or excited. Or both.
Either way:

FUCK SEAWORLD. I appreciate Blackfish very much, but still — did we really need someone to tell us that keeping highly intelligent marine mammals who are used to traversing the world's oceans in SWIMMING POOLS and being forced to do tricks was evil and wrong??

Hillary Swank 2005, and half the credit goes to her back.

Couldn't she hook her bike up to a rick shaw and work as a pedicab to raise the money? It would be a good use of her beloved bike and she would actually be working for money instead of begging.

As someone who only recently gained the right to marry the person I love, I am side-eyeing this *so*hard...

That's included with purchase, right? Because I can maybe justify the purchase of some new linens if it is.

You guys!! I wished really hard that this wasn't real AND IT CAME TRUE!!!! You're welcome!

I mean, she could have been referring to "bottomless brunches," that famous meal where we eat waffles without pants. It's seminude spectacle that's all the rage in Brooklyn lately. (In my apartment.)

I think my confusion over pants is not unusual.

I am unsurprised that beauty queens and mob bosses go hand-in-hand. There seems to be a correlation between attractive (often young) women marrying powerful/wealthy (often much older) men.

—What You Post On Social Media Will Later Haunt You.

How to find cute cat gifs in the hopes that Jezebel will notice you and get you out of the Grey 101.

Did anyone notice that these dates are in the future?

If they are taking donations, I have more then enough to share.

Steak well done can fuck off and die!

You've just ruined cum for everybody.