"He may not be as good looking as Chris Hayes,"
"He may not be as good looking as Chris Hayes,"
"Inside every gay man is a fierce black woman!"
To The Husband Who Left Me For His Intern
My ultimate guilty pleasure are the McDonald's hashbrowns. I haven't had them since high school, but I love them so much. I now have an intense craving for McDonald's. THANKS, OBAMA.
Speaking as a former unpopular kid, I've always thought "popular kids peak in high school" is a total myth. Now the really viciously mean kids in middle school I do believe probably ended badly, because they probably had some messed up stuff going on at home. But the kids who were outgoing, bright, and athletic? …
Yep, they have daily shows I believe. One advantage of having your store in a city chock full of highly trained but totally underemployed dancers.
Thank you! My mom uses both in her chocolate chip cookies and they are delicious.
WGN Morning News is probably the most entertaining morning news program in the country. They constantly have these strange moments and usually take it in stride. They also have some hilarious staged moments.
I'm fairly certain I "stare in a sexual way" every time I see a brownie.
Empty beer bottles, crumples newspapers, ash...YOU GUYS MY KITCHEN FLOOR IS A MASTERPIECE. I'M FINALLY USING MY ART DEGREE.
Not weird at all. Beards are hot. It's science.