College disciplinary system?

Prepare for the fat-shaming and 'OBESITY IS UNHEALTHY AND AN AMERICAN PROBLEM. STOP TRYING TO BE POSITIVE ABOUT IT. The fatties should feel bad about themselves until they stop eating candy!' comments. Gonna go get me some popcorn.

You go Google.

Be fair, who would not hit that? I am straight, and I would knock the tan off them.

Oh man, I'm feeling some strange things inside. I'm so confused. I've never felt this before!! Hold on, let me check something....

Can we address a more important issue? Cup holders, is she going to make them bigger? I don't like the way my Starbuck's Vente topples over. I would also like a place to hook my purse.

I love it! But my vote still goes to this one

Then be prepared to revisit this heartbreaker and become a teary mess.

No. They're fine. What she should regret is pairing up Harry and Ginny. She was the worst. All the charm of an empty bucket.

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

Wow.

Team Cat did it better! Er, wait. Équipe de chats a fait mieux!

Right, because being a feminist means never criticizing another woman when she says things that are utter bullshit.

Oh sorry – I mentioned my mother… Have you liberals gone into a tail spin of hate already? Did I lose you?

Isn't Bristol Palin calling someone else out for being a bad parent pretty much the definition of irony?

Hey Bristol,

For someone who has never worked a 9-5, she seems pretty sure what the life of a professional is like/should be.

"shut the fuck up you outrageous asshole". You know, I feel that sentence really is all that Briston Palin deserves in this conversation.