So, yeh. I googled it.

I can't wait to see how the MRAs spin this one.

"he encouraged her to go to his father's obstetrics clinic"

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's MDMA.

So these are college students, right? As in adult college students who can choose to either brave the cold and get to class or skip and stay warm and cozy in bed. Not high school kids or kindergarteners? Because that's a lot of whining. That's the fun of college: you could choose whether or not you went to class.

Fuck this. Fuck all of these posts. Fuck them all. Really, Jezebel? How many fucking posts do we need today about how Macklemore shouldn't have won, how KL is the shit and should have won, and how Macklemore only won because he is white?

Are you guys fucking serious with all of the Macklemore posts?

Pfffft Thora Birch's best work was clearly informing us all that pudding in balloons works way better than tissues to stuff our training bras in Now & Then.

The weird thing is, I can't even really put my finger on what that smell IS. It sure as fuck doesn't smell like real bread.

With all due respect, the best movie of Queen Bette is arguably The First Wives Club. Good day. walks off poshly

I didn't really need to feel insanely jealous tonight. Thanks Rihanna.

I doubt he shed a single tear. This screams of damage control given how much flack he's been getting for smiling in the mug-shot. He came off like a remorseless shithead so now his PR people leak that he was off bawling somewhere and understands the gravity of what he did. It's pathetically transparent.

Justin Bieber was seen 'crying his eyes out' following his arrest yesterday for drunk driving, resisting arrest and driving without a licence while allegedly drag racing in Miami.

Yep. Reading an article and having the madz and being raped are so similar! Great comment!

You know, sometimes I feel weird about this, but I really don't like hearing about other people's sex lives. Not in a judgey way, but like, I don't go into graphic detail about my life and I don't want my friends to go into graphic detail about theirs. Really, we're all grownups, we're all doing it, it's not that big…

I think Rihanna needs to stop hogging all the beautiful and spread it around a little. Daaaang.

And by "I" I mean humanity.