This is the most attractive mugshot in the history of ever.
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Cool as millennials think they are, they are light years behind in every aspect and every category (except for animated gifs, their greatest contribution)
"Oh yay, an unexpected guest appearance on CSI: Miami! I had so much fun on the first one..."
Dismiss yo' trolls, bro! The button is there for a reason!
Lemme borrow those shoes.
She's another one of these women who I think secretly eat babies to keep from aging.
Even the sassy dog is laughing at them.
You kids and your Tinders and your Tweets.
Mom is amazing. I would have choked the shit out of him. Violence is wrong, yeah, but people who abuse and blatantly bully children are my trigger.
Not to judge a book by the cover (although this book is a gaping asshole, so I'll have at it), but THAT guy is a kindergarten teacher?!?! He looks like the oldest member of a high school math department who's bitter that they've never made him department chair. Kindergarten teachers should radiate warmth, not...scotch…
Not impressed.
Is it me or are these drawings INCREDIBLY creepy? Like Slenderman/The Gentlemen creepy??
"Rape is a violent crime no doubt. I think you can find a shitload of other beer names (esp IPAs) that refer to murder, assassination, assault, etc. Do you think these are less serious crimes? Are you just overly sensitive to sexual provocation?"
French fries? So passe. We call them fried potatoes in the biz.
(we call them invoices in the biz)
SHUT UP! YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, BUZZFEED. I LOVED BALE IN REIGN OF FIRE! Gerald Butler is in it too!