But, hey, sometimes a woman just wants to Pampered!

Urine agreement with a lot of people on that one.

Oh, come on. She's obviously full of shit.

I realize this makes me sound like an asshole, but I'm glad he got to deal with all that shit. I wish more guys tried it, for the simple learning experience.

Dude, Jennifer Lawrence is great. She's an amazing actress and has a wonderful personality. Lupita should be getting more roles, I absolutely agree - but we don't have to take down one great woman to bring up another.

I'd much rather get drunk with Tina and Amy than Taylor...

Director of American Hustle, David O. Russell groped his transgender niece, but was not charged due to "lack of evidence". Woody Allen is a confirmed pedophile. Not even mentioning fucking Roman Polanski. Here, let's ladle out honors and lifetime achievement awards.

Great. Just GREAT. Next you're going to tell me there is going to be an avocado shortage. At which point we need to just cancel the Superbowl. Shut that whole thing down, y'all.

That is fucking terrifying.

Straight-edge would be a dealbreaker for me. I like to drink and fornicate.

Man, when it comes to funny, Mohr is less, amirite?

She spent the equivalent of 2 weeks of my pay every month on food at Starbucks.

I basically did this at Burger King for a year but it was because the town I was in sucked and didn't have any restaurants.

Just give this woman the book deal she so wants. For fuck's sake....

I'm fairly certain that pot is just like alcohol or gambling or sex or anything else—Many people use it without any major effect on their lives, while some improperly use it to avoid their lives.