The most believable thing in this whole write up is someone fighting a raccoon for a slice of trash pizza and losing.

The colors and the fact that it's a drawing on a clear food container remind me of Teeny Little Super Guy. Anyone else remember him?

First, dear god. Well done, dude. Well done.

NEVER has this been more appropriate.

A male bisexual with two dicks? That like, at least, qualifies as a new mythical creature. We need to give him a name - like a centaur or something. Dicktaur?

"The greatest gift and honor... is having you for a daughter." This moment kills me.

Castiel. Gave up heaven and went against the angels because Dean Winchester. Yes, Dean's argument was to save humanity and mostly to save Sam, but it was through Dean that Cas truly learned what it meant to be human and to love and for that he gave up everything.

These two gave a LOT for each other...

Because sooner or later someone is going to post this...And I am just going to beat them to the punch.

"My name is Mulan. I did it to save my father."

Do I need to explain this one?

The Little Mermaid.

Nothing is stronger than the love of a parent for their child.

In WHAT DREAMS MAY COME, by Richard Matheson, the hero turns down heaven to rescue his wife from hell. Top that, Orpheus!

The Abyss,Lindsey risked her life to drown because she had that love and trust that Bud would revive her.

Willow Ufgood, a non-adventurous Elwin, risked his life to save a strange Daikini baby. He did it partially to save his family and friends from attacks by those looking for the baby, but mostly he did it to protect the baby from his own people. In their fear, they wanted to get rid of her because she wasn't one of…

Orpheus, for Eurydice. That poor schmuck.

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