Its like you are trying to drive me insane when you don't include Liam Neeson (age 61) in any of your hot men lists.

Inexcusable omission:

Better in theory than practice. Metal can be sharp and hard. :)

Holy cow, the Kentucky Derby one is already a goldmine (not intended as a pun, but I'm leaving it):

I'm so jealous. I'd kill to be wearing soft stretchy pjs and drinking wine right now. That's my number one Friday night with a bullet.

For Christmas, I was given a joke onesie by my parents and some regifted wine by my aunt who doesn't know that I never really drink it. BUT now that I'm home, I'm trying out both the onesie and the wine and, who would've thought it? The onesie is the softest, slinkiest, most deliciously enveloping thing I've ever…

I don't know why its assumed all women are magpies and just obsessed with shiny jewellery.

Gosh, in my experience, it doesn't take much to get a necklace. Especially a pearl necklace.

Paris Hilton is one of the top 5 DJs in the world. It is good to see a made-up person excelling in a made-up profession.

That bag is so awful it makes me smile. I'm not capable of appreciating the oeuvre of George Condo, but I do appreciate rich people trolling other rich people.

King Triton looks like Jay Leno.

I got Flexi Felix anal beads. The thought was appreciated, but I'm just not sure I can stick something up my ass that looks like something I'd see at Bug's Life.

My husband bought me and our two cats matching footie Pajamas. It was a pretty hilarious christmas morning

YES! I've had a crush on him since I was a teenager. No hair, don't care!

I want Kate Middleton's entire wardrobe. And hair. And life. Except without the press. But I'll take everything else.

Back when I paid for a netflix subscription, I had a monthly ritual of cranking up Hoarders and listening to it while cleaning. I would pretend the concerned family members and mental health professionals were in fact talking about my filthy apartment, thus motivating me to clean.

I will be licking the yellow brick (cheese) roads clean.

There are no cats in america... and the streets are paved with cheese!