I'm experimenting with homemade Glogg tonight. It's a fine punch that kept so many Scandinavians sane during long winter nights:
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I do love her outfit, but my first thought was, "furry vulva"
Except for black teenage boys!
Isn't anyone else kind of rooting for him getting shot on the doorstep of the person he's delivering the painting to, because they felt threatened?
That dress. THAT DRESS.
And her makeup is ALWAYS flawless.
I love her so much
Holy shit. I'll be in my bunk. (In my bunk, shopping for ONE MILLION bottles of imaginary perfume. DO YOU HEAR ME SLIMY AD-DUDES? ONE MILLION BOTTLES!)
I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.
This dude is super duper attractive. Do you think she'd mind if I borrow him for a little while?
In August of last year, I emailed my friend, the awesome Katie J.M. Baker, to see about pitching a story to Jezebel.…
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I'm pretty sure that the only thing on this earth that I love more than the best-friendship of Sirs Patrick Stewart…
"but you knew that."
Good lord those ears!!!
A widowed father, in a tribute to his late wife who died of cancer at 31, staged a photoshoot with the couple's…
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Well, fuck. Excuse me while I go drink a bottle of wine.
It's 2003 and I am sitting in the passenger seat of my friend Robyn's Crown Vic as we cruise around the outskirts of…
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