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My Border Collie was smarter than some people I know. She basically understood English, and was affectionate, loyal, and protective. My current Aussies are quite bright as well. I loooove them.

Sad. I mean, they just shave them, right? So in theory it should be happy bunnies getting haircuts.

Shit. Now I want to adopt an angora and love it and kiss it and hug it and keep it safe and happy.

I think I'm gonna post this on FB with the status message: "Rapist wins Heisman trophy."

Whenever anybody asks me what rape culture is, well, here is yet another thing to add to the countless bag of examples. Time to start drinking more.

To me, a medical professional evaluating the accuser and saying she thought it was sexual assault carries more weight than Winston's roommate saying it seemed consensual to him.

Zardoz and Leeloo had a child?

Honestly, this album was the best response that I could have possibly imagined to that nonsense.

"I am going to make Kim Kardashian a bigger performer than Beyonce. Me and Kim will soon be the first couple of hip hop."

My son used to have poops like this after eating certain fruit snacks (particularly ones with lots of sharks shapes). More hilarious is the time that my nephew pooped out approximately 200 tiny round stickers with sports themes. He must have gotten ahold of the potty-chart stickers and eaten an entire sheet. Good

My son once vomited radioactive green all over his bed. I took him to the ER, but while we waited, he confessed he'd eaten an entire container of lime green Play Doh.

Blue poop is food coloring, hands down. I don't know why blue does this and other food colors don't, but I made blue frosted cupcakes for the family one time and every single one of us pooped blue.

Crayons or finger paint? My daughter's poo has been many hues of the rainbow due to the stealth inclusion of Crayola's finest into her diet.

I find its usually (always) black musicians who are called just entertainers or whatevs whilst white guitar people get to be artists. Its pretty ridiculous

I am no Beyonce stan, but I honestly CAN'T STAND shit like this:

DEVON SAWA. Now that is a name I haven't heard since about 12 years old. Does this age me?

Sees the title "Girls and Corpses." Immediately thinks "No, I totally read that wrong. It's "Girls and Corsets" right? Has to be.... oh. It was corpses."

Girls and Corpses magazine?