Wow. This is the first time I realized those were two different shows.

I have a fun cat-bath story.

"Put yourself in her shoes instead of finding ways to blame her" is a perfect line.

"I am going to make Kim Kardashian a bigger performer than Beyonce," said Kanye. "Me and Kim will soon be the first couple of Hip Hop."

Taye and Idina.

Mine is made of empty cider bottles. I'm not joking:

My Christmas tree is similar, it is decorated with empty beer cans.

It is! There are several better videos of it out there, but this was the original one I first saw. I fold all my t-shirts now instead of hanging them up like I used to, which means a lot fewer hangers to wrangle.

Ever since I saw this video years ago, I actively enjoy folding my t-shirts. It's like a magic trick every time.

My "dream" wedding would have been grey and yellow, which is now a pretty popular color scheme:

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... new born infant jesus, don't even know a word yet. Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors, let it be this musical:

Am I the only one whose favourite character in the Sound of Music was the baroness? Maria was such a weed. The Baroness was so much more cool. And those CLOTHES!

This sounds like a real mental illness, not OMG GIRL LOL. I hope she gets some help.

Thank you for telling your story, Julie.

I want to buy her a drink.

Jesus fucking christ, show me where I said that.