If the Smurfs got in a fight with the Minions, who would win?

That one on the right...why does he keep thrusting like that? And what's he holding on to? It's almost as if...he's....AUGH GOD I CAN'T UNSEE IT NOW

I honestly think Anderson kind of hit it on the head that he's basically the crazy family member most families have that starts spouting off random racist/homophobic/sexist crap. I'm pretty sure he lost his mind a long time ago and they're just putting him in front of the camera to keep making money.

Honestly, I feel like nothing Robertson says can ever be more insane, stupid, or bigoted than the time he said Haiti had an earthquake because they made a deal with Satan.

I was mad until he said 30% of women are involved in pornography. What the fuck are you on, Pat?

Taken out of context because she's Southern?

And of course, the money quote:

Let me edit that a little: "Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes: Jessica Simpson's Newborn Earns More WAAAAAAAY Than I Make in a Year Just By Gettings His Picture Taken."

BUT NOW MY HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE ISN'T SPEEEEEEEEEECIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

It's still funny that they don't know they've been fired.

You don't need a white asshole. You ARE a white asshole.

I got pregnant (accidentally!) when I was 23, WAY in debt, borrowing money from my parents all the time, not done school, less than six months after starting to date the dad, and before I or the dad had anything resembling a real job. MBP is right, priorities get straightened the fuck out really quick when that baby…

Faith in the American public has been restored for about five minutes.

A fraternity in my college town hosted a "Back to the Womb" party, which was as gross as it sounds. They lined a basement with old mattresses, then covered them in a thick layer of oatmeal and red jello and something else...maybe cool whip or whipped cream? People slid down a chute into the mess and groped about to…

Oh how I love the Naked Gun...

Repeat after me: Adults ALWAYS have the responsibility not to sexually exploit children, no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT. What is so difficult about that?