Fellow Georgian here! And I agree, anyone stupid enough to fuck with anything in their car in the middle of Atlanta traffic deserves whatever fate falls into their lap-or windshield. As soon as I hit downtown I turn into the perfect driver. Hands at 9 & 3, back straight, music down. Have some sense, people.

I don't even like changing the song on my phone when I'm driving(Atl traffic can be SCARY yo). There needs to be much much harsher punishments for texting while driving.

The dad from Growning Pains son faux fucked the Achey Breaky Heart guy's daughter.

What is with the tongue thing with her lately? Every photoshoot and performance has her tongue hanging out.

Are you fucking kidding me? These things are the BEST FUCKING THING EVER that happens to my life. Bring a full package of Chips Ahoy into my house and they are gone before I ever locate the package. Make a tray of brownies? I open the oven to pull them out and discover that they've already been eaten.

I just cry-ate a cupcake while drinking moscato. Stop watching me in my living room.

This entire performance was like something that Stefon had a nightmare about.

Sean Connery was not amused.

I recently met an animal control officer in my town. She stopped by b/c someone mistakened my dog for a pitbull (she's a catahoula leopard dog )...and she told me the most aggressive dogs she comes across & receive the most bite reports are from the "small" dogs...yorkies, chihuahuas...and mixed small breeds like my…

My understanding of Pit Bulls is that they are fiercely loyal dogs. So, if they are trained to be aggressive fighters, they will throw themselves into that role to please their masters. But that trait could be equally used for good, clearly. Anyone with more insight want to weigh in on this?

The Notorious R.B.G.

Don't you ever retire, RBG! You are a national treasure and one of my personal heroes.

H/t to Wonkette.

Not everyone really *can* jump back into the market, though. My father left my mother when she was 57, after 26 years of marriage. Before that, she'd had waitressing jobs to put him through multiple graduate degrees, before becoming a sahm. She would not qualify for anything more than entry-level positions now, and…

I support Courtney Stodden, because I think there's some really bad stuff lurking in her background and this is how it manifests, but I don't support what she's saying. If it's really true, until the day you die love, it's still going to be there if you take a couple of years to let your partner grow up.

Yo, Kanye, I'm... I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish...

My first thought when I saw her with that hand was "Imma let you finish". And that joke is tired and ridiculous, but seriously. Kanye's child.