I really don't understand people.

I'm grossed out by the PDA.

Make that shirtless please.

First of all, I think Victoria Beckham is rad. She's super funny and charming and, I think, absolutely lovely.

Omg these people are always bitching about how Victoria Beckham doesn't eat. SHE'S HAD FOUR KIDS. AND THEY ARE ALL ALIVE AND HEALTHY. Obviously she eats; she gets periods and has children. Ugh. People.

The cologne stank is a major, major offense to me but I'm almost equally baffled by the lighting in these places! My friend and I once wandered into a Hollister and after about 30 seconds, he announced, "This is like a haunted house for clothes."

GUYS, GUYS, its SCIENCE. Women and men can't earn the same because SCIENCE.

"What's a penis and why does it .... what's the word .... earn?" HAH!

From now on, when I read sexist, MRA -type comments, I will try to imagine them aimed at Disney Princesses. This should be amusing.

Filner was quoted as saying that this decision isn't in response to the scandal but rather a desire on his part to spend more time creeping out his family.

GTFO Filner

No, but this is:

"Everyone deserves to feel like they are the most special person in the world." - Justin Bieber

The Kimye baby. I've had enough.

100% not okay. illegal, right? illegal?

I WANT TO SEE VIDEO OF LUPO WINDSOR AND SUNNY OBAMA SHARING A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI IN AN ALLEY…

Yay!

Don't even comment on this story like none of you have ever wanted to stab somebody with a shoe at every fucking baby shower you've ever been forced to sit through.

"Thank you for being here and thank you for coming forward and FUCK YOU."

And once again, the conservative movement suffers from the other side being way more fun.

God, people are already being so cynical about this. If feeling like "everything happens for a reason" or whatever is what helps this woman lead a functional life after a terrifying trauma, if that really works for her, then I feel like we should all just shut up.