I say make new year's resolutions that will stick. For example: I had a very shitty 2012, I promised myself on last new years eve that this year would be better that I would be better. I accomplished all I wanted for this year.

That's not Kanye, that's The Stig.

Posted from my Surface. Come at me Gizmodo nerds.

Goddamn humanity.

Sometimes I think I must be the only woman alive who seriously does not give a rat's ass about any of the Kardashians.

I was thinking how many times I've made that face trying to get into a dress or a pair of jeans at a clothing store. I mean, it's 40% off and the last one in blue. Fuuuuuuck.

I don't know what it is about the ripoffs, but they look horrifying.

Some Mikimoto necklaces? Like, more than one? Really? Am absolutely pea green with envy.

And if your parents give you the means to make alcohol?

+1 for a solid Law & Order: SVU reference. As a reward, I present you with this:

"You and I both have impeccable taste. Alternatively, I read your wish list on Amazon."

I covet that ridiculously expensive saucepan.

This was the year I got booze from everyone I know: craft beer and scotch mostly.

I got a gift card to a liquor store. It was the best gift ever for a booze snob like me.

Its like you are trying to drive me insane when you don't include Liam Neeson (age 61) in any of your hot men lists.

Inexcusable omission:

Holy cow, the Kentucky Derby one is already a goldmine (not intended as a pun, but I'm leaving it):

I'm so jealous. I'd kill to be wearing soft stretchy pjs and drinking wine right now. That's my number one Friday night with a bullet.