Well you have to understand that you inserted your anti-blotter hyperbole amongst actual blotter-hating comments and they all read the same.

When you like pizza but the sight of orange grease makes you gag.

I like that idea just because it saves on paper. But if I don’t have access to the pizza box you bet your ass I’m still blotting.

If you feel judged by the people you’re eating pzza with, it’s not the blotting’s fault. You need to eat pizza with different people.

I don’t give a shit if other people don’t like it, I’m going to eat my food however the hell want.

Lol ok, I’m just like Bill Cosby. Good convo.

Except I don’t care about how people will talk about me in 2050? Just as I’m sure Louis C.K. and Amy Schumer don’t care about how I talk about them now. Not really sure where you’re going with that, but good luck.

When my son gets married I’m wearing a white dress and a tiara TRY AND STOP ME

I agree with you but it’s not the purple eyeliners fault

That’s why I semi-dislike Louis C.K and Amy Schumer. I can watch their stuff now and chuckle but I wouldn’t call myself a fan because the stuff they’ve said in the past just doesn’t sit well with me.

So then it’s because you want to be hair free, not because you’re in a relationship. You can see how your first sentence can cause confusion.

I don’t get what being in a relationship has to do with hair removal. If you’re dating someone who demands you be hair free then I would see the connection, but I doubt that’s the case.

Yikes.

It sounds like she was unnecessarily cruel in giving you feedback, but pointing that out might just make it seem like you fucked up AND you can’t take criticism. I’d let her know that you plan on working on your approach and move on.

I’ve been getting Ipsy for over a year and I can tell you that after a few months of you reviewing the stuff they’ve sent you (along with tweaking your profile as needed), the products becomes better suited to your tastes. That’s not to say that you’ll never get things that you don’t like, it’ll just become less…

The darkest eyeliner I’ve ever used is the basic liquid eyeliner by NYC. The cheapest one they make. I haven’t tried their other ones.

I use Sonia Kashuk’s brush cleaner ($6 at Target). I’m sure you can get a cheaper one but the SK one smells SO GOOD. To me at least. It’s a clean, bright, soapy smell. I’m easy to please.

This would have been more interesting if it hadn’t gone in a dozen different directions. The I’m a mom/do porn/took shrooms/my husband likes teen porn/I like to ramble about feminism is too much for one essay. I think the writer should try “I’m a mom and I do porn” OR “I just had a baby girl and my husband like teen…

Yours is the best response.

I’ve actually seen a couple “healthy” cake mixes at Walmart, and there’s a ton of them you can buy online. Where was she looking, McDonalds?