Maybe it had to stay far away from humans until it was invited with a wave?

Where do you live that you need a police report to buy pepper spray?

It’s like the difference between instagram models and catwalk models. Both have a purpose and I don’t care about either.

Missouri’s abortion fund is Gateway Women’s Access Fund. It’s not mentioned in your post about abortion funds. 

WarriorMale is that you?

1. Why the fuck would any of that hurt her feelings?

Yeah uh....just finished her book (in translated audiobook format). Kind of disappointing. 75% of the book is her explaining that her method of tidying is the best. She literally repeats this over and over and over. It was almost halfway into the book that she actually started explaining WHAT her method is. While…

We’ve got glocks too, what’s her point?

I DON’T CARE IT’S SCARY!!!!!

Figure it out.

What does buckingham palace do with the profits from the gift shop?

Sometimes I catch myself thinking “I should save this butter tub, it could come in handy”.

Ok?

I have moderately thick, almost-black eyebrows. I use a tint because it makes the color and density look even throughout.

Good luck, Madeleine! Thank you for all the wonderful writing!

Get an eyebrow tint, a black eyeliner, and a neutral lip color. The eyebrow tint and liner frame your eyes and the lip color just gives them something nice to look at.

The Cafe Bustelo can!!!

And the dude eating the lobster roll is just like

Thank you! Where I’m from the hot dogs and burgers are pre-lunch snacks. Something you can toss to the kids so they’ll stop whining while the adults get day drunk and an uncle makes a fool of himself dancing to cumbias.

Then don’t have meals with her.