I had MANY substitute teachers try and “relate” to us students by speaking “spanish”.

But like...it’s D.C. Is she just on the phone all day long reporting every black person she sees? Wikipedia: “The population distribution is 49% black, 43.6% white, 5.0% other”. How does she get anything done?

He would have his reservations about breaking the rules, but would be singing a different tune once he tasted the food. Dale Gribble, on the other hand, would be on board from the get-go, ranting about the God given right to barbecue whenever and wherever he wants. Peggy Hill would call the cops.

I think she means what the other 3 degrees were. I was wondering the same.

And even if it’s not legal, mind your own business unless it’s an actual emergency.

I go out of my way not to talk to people, and she’s going up to strangers to enforce rules? It’s too much for my brain to process.

Off-White is a fashion house (label) created by Virgil Abloh, the artistic director of Louis Vuitton’s men’s wear collection.

Ok?

I had a small michelada when I was (9 months) pregnant. You’ll be ok.

Please tell me you’re joking.

Yes, that’s exactly what you tell them. Life sucks sometimes, deal with it. I guess they’re not used to having to tell their kids that though.

I think they were referring to the fact that the sign was up for who knows how long with no one else complaining, and since this was in Fort Worth, they’re assuming that a lot of the customers who have passed through were Hispanics. I don’t know if that’s true but it doesn’t change the fact that many people from…

The racist “jokes” my Mexican family members have shared on Facebook are unbelievable. Most of my extended family dislikes me because I’ve unfriended most of them over racist or sexist posts. They defend it by saying “we face just as much racism as they do so we’re laughing with them, not at them”. Bullshit.

Are they still a student though?

Most police stations sell cheap trigger locks or just give them away for free. St. Louis City has had trigger lock giveaways multiple times in the past few years. There is no excuse for this.

Look man if you’re so desperate to hurt people’s feelings go right ahead, I can’t stop you.

I wonder if the ankle bracelet has anything to do with the marks on his leg?

I’ve yet to meet an infertile person who finds it joke-worthy.

Yup, buying a home and being able to reproduce are totally the same. You got it.

I can understand why people don’t get the “cruel” thing right away, but take a second to think about it. The person is saying “I’m capable of getting pregnant and did!” then later adding “Haha just kidding, I’m capable of getting pregnant but the thought of actually doing so is ridiculous, to the point that I make…