“No but like, for real right?”

There shouldn’t have to be a reason other than “we want to”.

If they’re going to continue to live jointly and raise kids jointly they can’t get a divorce.

You know what the fucked up part is? I’m actually upset that their government won’t allow them to get a divorce for whatever reason they want.

But she didn’t “say yes” to the idea, it was HER IDEA.

I feel like I should get this tattooed somewhere?

How can someone watch this without her consent? Didn’t she release it?

Fun fact: My son’s kindergarten class was taught that if there is a shooter after them, to run in zig zags. I’d like to think Drake had something to do with that. NEVER RUN AWAY IN A STRAIGHT LINE.

I didn’t know adults still did this? I thought it was a teenager thing.

Unless you have a children with them, no.

Were people seriously that concerned about a child being on a floor? Like how did you live growing up? Did servants carry you 24/7? Did you float around on a cloud of smug superiority? When I flew with my toddler I let him sit on the floor in front of our seats because sitting in a chair is like hell on earth to a 2…

No, Jacob and Bella met as teens and became friends (that like to touch each other). When Bella gave birth Jacob saw the baby and he imprinted on her. Apparently it’s not something he could control. I think all pedophiles say that.

It wasn’t drop dead funny or a literary masterpiece, that’s for sure. It was cute and silly, and if you go into a book written by Mindy Kaling expecting anything else, aren’t YOU the problem?

Flaca means thin woman.

I used one with my son when he was two and we had to take a trip that involved multiple plane changes. I’m not going to risk my son darting away from me in a crowded airport just because other people don’t like seeing a kid on a leash. Look the other way if it bothers you.

If you’re from the south, hot sauce.

You can donate unused makeup to women’s shelters!

Sooo is he like super rich or something?

The Godfather sucks

If you have kids (now or in the future) and you want to be a short order cook, that’s your business. I make one meal per mealtime. Whoever wants to eat it eats it, whoever doesn’t, doesn’t. No skin off my sack.