You know the upside to being raised poor and on food stamps? you learn the value of food and adapt to what you are given. My mom brought mostly rice and beans and as a kid, i hated it but my mom (no nonsense woman she is) refused to make me anything else and refuse to give into my tantrums.

why do unattractive asshole dudes do this? Why do they take really unimpressive selfies thinking they look like the shit?

it didn’t help that Rocket Racoon was getting all weepy too. I was all “*SOB, SOB* STAHP.... MY EMOTIONS!!!****

Goddamn i must be fortunate. My mom is always “ladies must be ladies” but when we are threatened, it’s “did you punch him? yes? good.”

I have a happy “man coming to terms what women face” story:

Almost everyone wants Nat to be this badass war machine and I’m all like “you know Johansson was pregnant during the making of this movie, right? like, she can’t be as active as she was the last Avenger movie.”

ten year old me has been waiting for the marvel movie era. 31 year old me is loving every minute of it (hence my avatar of the badass Peggy Carter)

yep, fellow NYC’er. Same thing with our sex-ed classes from 5th grade to high school. Straight forward, to the point and in high school, they let us ask questions on a piece of paper (so as to stay anonymous) and the teacher will try to answer. not one of them ever tried to make us feel bad.

I have express scripts and i have to pay $60 for my 3 month supply of Nuvaring.

Sandler’s humor was good (and that’s putting it loosely) for the 90’s but it seems as if his humor hasn’t evolved from that decade. He seems to think that if he can do the same shtick as his time in SNL or his past movies that he’ll continuously succeed. He clearly has no interest to evolve his comedy routine so he…

Well i have a close relative who is a cop and the thing about them is their loyalty to each other. In order for one good cop to speak out against his or her department, they will have to quit the force.

Yep, i didn’t wanna bring that up to my sister and her cop wife because it was tense but yeah.... nothing bad happen. Turns out, when the boys and girls in blue stop acting like foot soldiers in this fictional war against the citizens and become community servants, things can turn out okay.

Older married man goes insane because his young teen toy isn’t acting the way he wanted her to act?

omg, you're out of control LMAO

amazing how some commenters think this:

RIGHT?! I didn’t even read the article, that picture is just “WTF?”

I’m not really a big RDJ fan but i’ll have to agree with you. This was not meant to be a Barbra Walter 60 min journalism piece on his past. This was suppose to be a quick bit to promote a superhero movie. Furthermore, everyone knows about his past so what was the point of bringing it up? people are saying “well…

I’m very sad this wasn’t starred enough.

I’m 31 and it’s a big old nope. I just can’t see him as an attractive.

This. this so much about older people (both men and women) actively seeking out younger people at the peak of their youth.