This dude looks like a Archie character come to life. He needs to wear a Riverdale varsity jacket and hangout after school at the malt shop with Archie and the gang.

Nope. Never. Nein, Na-uh. Call me an ageist, i don’t care.

omg yes please keep us updated when you confront the fuckers.

I would read that comic. “The Tales of Slammin Ass Jean” brought to you by Lux.

I was gonna say “meth logic” but yes, i think we can agree that his brain is.... on something.

You have a point. I wrote this and it’s somewhere in the greys but i’ll copy-pasta here:

I have a pretty healthy self esteem (i had to work really hard on) and i straight up tell people “yeah i’m pretty great”

For. Serious.

Asbury Park, oddly enough, is becoming like a beach front Williamsburg (at least the parts closer to the beach. Beyond the train tracks is where things get..... shifty.)

“Sliwa added that he also believes the feeling is mutual: “I had an attraction to her, and I have felt some sexual tension when I have been in her presence,”

Christ on the cross, i’m the girl who guys go to while they are trying to get over their ex (and eventually go back to because i guess if you polish a turd enough, you can believe it’s gold? i guess that’s the thought process with some of these guys)

i developed at 5th grade. girls hated me and boys wanted to be “my friend”

In my mind, that chef is Billy Eichner as he’s the only one i could see doing that in an act.

Universal domicile of flapjacks.

YES. YES. thank you for taking a stand against cheap in-laws. i hear way too many stories of sweet kind people who are just helpless in the face of a cheap in-law or parent. there’s always a time to be nice to family, but sometimes you gotta draw the line.

ya’know what we also lost aside from the lives of the two men in the rubble and a vast amount of property? “Pomme Frites” an awesome little Belgium fry joint with so many delicious sauces.

******clap, clap, clap, clap, clap******

did you know TWD posted the recipe for Carol's cookies on their site? perfect to bake when you want to threaten a child to secrecy.

so.... did anyone get the feeling that her scene with Pete was like this cathartic moment where she was telling off Ed? saying the things she would have NEVER said to him in their entire marriage?

"Gooch"? JRSYGRL license plate? this is like something out of a Kevin Smith script.