"They're broke, but they're also, like, white upper-middle-class privileged people," says Glazer. "It's not real rags-to-riches. It's fake poor. They could always move home if they needed to."

FOREVER YOUNG... I WANT TO BE... FOREVER YOUNG....

*sniff, sniff* It's okay Buttons..... It's ok.... you won't hurt anymore.... *SOBS*

dear god, look at all this basic, boring food and that "pizza" is fucking offensive.

Nice girls made me really nervous, claustrophobic. But broken women, women in pain, women looking to be fixed—ah, for these women the doctor was in.

Can you imagine this guy's lawyer?

"Sir, i understand i'm getting paid a ridiculous amount of money to defend you. I mean, i just had a hooker and blow party and i still have so much left over. i mean, after paying top dollar for having the best reach around from this big titted chick who 'no spekee enligh' i still got…

Amy Poehler as officer Judy Hopps, hands down!

hey! My neighborhood is just out the orange zone!

When [Matt] Frye killed the rats and went to comb the parasites out, "they were pouring off the dead rodent,"

You are not alone in your bewilderment for the firefly love. I truly tried to like it but, alas, the love was not there.

Wow. i would have popped him one if he ever laid his hands on me. and i would have bragged about it after his 5 star lawyers take me to jail for assaulting him. and i would never regret it.

"libertarian-leaning quotes emblazoned over them: faces like Ron Swanson"

RIGHT? I was all "woman, why you acting silly?" But she's playing the game....

side note: I love how Daryl brought dinner. i mean, how are you gonna go to someone's house and not bring something. he has quite the etiquette!

You never show all your cards until it's time, that's a carol lesson for life.....

Carol is playing the long con, i mean her talking about her husband and being a little den mother.... how many of us watching that dialogue went back to thinking about her killing and burning the two infected bodies back at the prison, killing Lizzie or taking down terminus?

Carol: smart woman..... or SMARTEST woman?

SAMIES!

One could attempt to polish a piece of turd, but it's still a turd.

It's the next Sherwin-Williams collection "shades of America"

i like to subscribe to the belief that this country is pretty great but it could be better because i have faith that it could.

It's like a swatch of whiteness!