I really like the panties under this gold satin, but I feel I should not know that they are panties that I like.

Seriously! I’m pregnant with one baby, due in April, and today I looked like I shoved a soccer ball up my dress.

‘Kay, I’m just gonna say it, because this is not the Jezebel of old, and I can accept it if someone is offended by this- that is how my stomach looked what I had an eating disorder.

Especially with twins! And far along in gestation to know their sex! Lol wut

I know she is a really svelte woman, but how is that pregnant - with twins  - and due in two months?! I’m only at the halfway mark with a single baby and I’m already a waddling whale!

Or she wants to be pregnant. IVF hormones are a bitch what with the bloating and swelling. But a lot of people see the belly and assume baby, which, dear god, there’s not a worse time to make that mistake....

There is a slight curve but nothing like a woman carrying twins due in march

There’s no way she’s 7 months pregnant with twins.

This could pass for 10-14 weeks for a first timer, but either way, she’s definitely NOT due in March.

I’m 5'11". I can hide A LOT. But there’s only so many places your organs can go!

yeah, she is tall and long waisted so she won’t show as much as a short person will, but you cannot be seven months with twins and look like that. i mean, god bless and i hope she is in whatever reproductive state she wants to be, but dang, that is not seven months.

Word. I had twins. 1. She would look full term by now if she were due in March. 2. She’d probably be on bed rest or at least activity restrictions by now if she were due in March. 3. That’s a burrito.

And if she was, she would NOT be due in March. I was able to conceal both pregnancies for quite a while, and by two months out, you’re nearly as big as you’re gonna get.

hrm. i had always thought of him as an ass man.

90 days???? LOL.

that book is so, so, so sexist. staggeringly, astoundingly sexist.

The arbitrary 90-day rule is silly. We are adults and sexual beings. The viability of your relationship does not hinge on how long you waited to have sex with someone. Only sexist men lose respect for or don’t want long-term relationships with women who have sex with them “too soon.” That kind of rule is never, ever,…

90 days? Because women don’t have sex drives? There is NO WAY I am waiting 90 days with someone I like. That just punishes both of us. He sucks.

It’s really sad, because every first lady has not only been poised and educated, but has worked actively on their platform. I hate “just say no” with the fury of a thousand suns, but that campaign still came from a genuine if misguided heart. Hillary Clinton was probably the most influential first lady in modern…

Melania Trump becoming FLOTUS after the glorious being that was Michelle Obama is making me want to vomit. What is this fluff ball going to do for children, for women, for girls? NOT A GD THING, I PROMISE YOU.